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BLASEBALL SHORT CIRCUITS
DANGER! High Voltage!
QUICK HITS FROM THE IMMATERIAL PLANE
THE RETURN (THE RETURN)
Much has changed since we last watched Blaseball, from the Players to the League Office. Parker MacMillan IIIII quickly rose from social media intern to Commissioner, promising a new level of transparency and swearing that the buck stops with him. When asked for comment, the Commissioner said "what" and "oh no not again" and "I was going to tell you."
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
The Microphone Lifted over the Immaterial Plane, providing League-wide Announcements and Color Commentary from our new Commissioner. The League appears to be experiencing technical difficulties, as Alternating Currents and Static Shocks have been reported in the area.
#VOTE OR [REDACTED]
The Gods, in all their benevolence and grace, have allowed the Fans to wield Influence over Blaseball. Fans organize via Discord, Twitter and Reddit.
QUICK HITS!
- Set your alarms! Tune In to Blaseball.com Watch Page on November 1st, 8AM Pacific / 11AM Eastern for Opening Day!
- Remember: Betting on The First Day is Forbidden. On the First Day, we Rejoice. Then we Gamble. Betting will become available once Play begins.
- How to Participate: Watch Games. Win Bets to earn Votes. Spend Votes to change the League.
- Chanting: Watch. Bet. Vote.
WANT TO LEARN MORE?
Click here to read a message about the structure and goals of Short Circuits.
Tune in to twitch.tv/blaseball Tuesday Oct 26th at 6pm Pacific / 9pm Eastern for Inside a Blaseball, a live Q&A with the developers of Blaseball, The Game Band.
Missed the stream? Don't worry, it will be uploaded to the Blaseball YouTube Channel
ASSOCIATED PRESS
Blaseball Has Always Existed, And It's Coming Back With Short Circuits - Game Informer
Blaseball is back for more absurdist, browser-based fun with Short Circuits - TechCrunch
Blaseball Returns to Fundamentals Next Month With Short Circuits - IGN
Blaseball returns next week with a 'low stakes' mini-series of experimental seasons - PC Gamer
Blaseball: Short Circuits takes the absurdist sports game back to its roots - Digital Trends
Testing. Testing. Is this thing on?
Play Ball (Starting November 1st)!
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