BLASEBALL STOPS SHORT!
QUICK HITS FROM THE IMMATERIAL PLANE
PARK IT!
The First Short Circuit concluded with Seattle Garages, lead by Fan Favorite Malin Jolly, turning it up to 11 and claiming their first ever Internet Series victory. Regrettably, the lights went out before the champs had a chance to play their encore.
TOTAL TRANSPARENCY
The looming Microphone appears to be picking up Signals from seemingly all-new Circuits. In the spirit of full transparency, Blaseball Commissioner Parker MacMillan IIIII admitted prior knowledge of the cosmic phenomena and swore he was going to tell us about it eventually.
THE VOTE IS IN
In Election news, Fans from every team voted to discharge beloved stars, sending Static shocks to the Microphone and providing the Charge needed to Alternate the Current.
WINTER WEATHER WARNING
With reality Shorting Out, Fans were left to choose between four new Circuits. A plurality of voters threw their support behind Circuit 00's mysterious promise of Peanuts, Mild Cards and Snow.
QUICK HITS!
- Peanuts, get your Peanuts! Tune In to Blaseball.com on December 6th, 8AM Pacific / 11AM Eastern for Opening Day of the next Short Circuit!
- How to Participate: Watch Games. Win Bets to earn Votes. Spend Votes to change the League.
- Chanting: Watch. Bet. Vote.
WANT TO LEARN MORE?
Click here to read a message about the structure and goals of Short Circuits.
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