Worst Take of the Week
Climate Worship is Nothing More than Rebranded Paganism
This is truly a work of art. In the esteemed pages of The Federalist, Sumantra Maitra argues how climate “hysteria” is turning the pagan and sorcerous ways of old into new hip trends the teens are getting behind. Who can forget the brujas who vexxed Bret Kavanaugh? Or the witches using a ouija board to bring the spirit of Karl Marx back? The piece even includes a weird tidbit about throwing climate “fanatics” into siberian gulags. The article is a wild ride through the mind of the conservative intellectuals wrestling match with the climate reality.
TL:DR Greta Thunburg is the Joan of Arc of druids and fairies or something.