This is not a drill. My new novel is out! Go buy it now! Don't even bother to read the rest of this newsletter; it's garbage. Just buy my new novel, Sidequest: In Realms Ungoogled, and start reading.
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- Sidequest: In Realms Ungoogled
- Featured Book
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- Today's Writing Tip
Sidequest: In Realms Ungoogled
I told you to not even bother reading the rest of the newsletter. Just buy my new book and start reading. All I'm going to do for the rest of this is just randomly bang on the keyboard.
See? You don't want to read that.
Fine. I guess we can talk about my new book. It's my favorite thing I've ever written. Maybe it's even the world's greatest novel. I don't know what one would propose to be better. A Tale of Two Cities, perhaps? Just from the name, that sounds kind of boring. Unless one of the cities is full of vampires and the other is full of werewolves. Is that what it's about? That actually is intriguing.
Still, my novel is better. It's exciting. It's funny. It's compelling. Do I have to do a hard sell on it? I assume you're getting this newsletter because you like my writing, and this novel is the best thing I've ever written, so what else do you need?
Well, it's a fun fantasy adventure about a computer programmer pulled into a giant conflict of good and evil while he's just trying to lead a normal life. Here's some cool images of the moral dilemmas the main character, Terrance, faces that you can share around: